itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me
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Sassy Gay Cat in the Hat.
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Saving the world, one wrinkled dress shirt at a time.
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When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
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my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
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*reblogs post before i finish reading it* wait shit i don’t agree with that
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my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife
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i love how suspicious my friends get whenever im nice to them
I don’t understand. Shouldn’t you always be nice to your friends?
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